Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.

Cyprus the Microraptor! 🦖🌲

another CraftyIntention’s pattern that i’ve been meaning to do for a while. a challenge, but a fun one!

gooselycharm:
“advice from link
”

advice from link

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

#zelda seemingly not having much gender fuckery abt her makes thrm funnier#thats zelda a pretty princess and her girlboyfriend pal soulmate across fates they/them/he/she/it guyALT

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

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Peepy lost at sea

the ten commandments

  1. thog don't caare
  2. if it sucks hit da bricks
  3. play the cards i'm given
  4. pobody's nerfect
  5. this mess is a place
  6. fuck it we ball
  7. it's so over
  8. we're so back
  9. what if the world was made of pudding
  10. there is good in every day

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I’ve had little motivation draw lately so tried doing fan art of Midna as a dragon.

Back into hibernation I go.

dertherck:
““You always have to be the hero, huh?”
A Dragon Midna for one of my cool patrons. Thank you so much for the opportunity to work with you!
”

“You always have to be the hero, huh?”

A Dragon Midna for one of my cool patrons. Thank you so much for the opportunity to work with you!

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I think it’s really fun when people swap roles for midna and link

automaticgiraffe:
“Tears of the Kingdom Midna, I hope
”

Tears of the Kingdom Midna, I hope

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